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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

11.06.2025 06:06

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Nuts and Butts

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

How do the Sola Scrptura folks react to the Dead Sea Scrolls and other more recent discoveries of ancient Biblical texts not among those canonized by Martin Luther?

No go.

Loons and Moons

share office space ...

Police chief Grant Hardin caught after escaping Arkansas prison - BBC

No way

Catatonics & High Colonics

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

ESA’s new asteroid hunter opens its eye to the sky - European Space Agency

They put up a sign reading

Still no good

Thumbs down again.

Blink and your AI security playbook is out of date - Axios

Everyone loved it.

Minds and Behinds

Then came..

Why do people who aren't trans feel the need to put pronouns next to their name or picture? It seems so cringeworthy to me, to participate in that SJW paradigm of thought, like they are a spineless person who just goes along with the trends.

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Texas ends in-state tuition for undocumented students after Abbott, AG agree to DOJ demand - Dallas News

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

So they tried

Unacceptable again!

What was your worst experience while living with roommates?

So, the docs changed it to read

Still no good.

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Ray Dalio: ‘We should be afraid of the bond market’ - CNN

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Freaks and Cheeks

Do women really cheat more than men?

Next, they tried...

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

No, not a chance

Internal document shows how UnitedHealth executives prepared to tamp down investor unrest - statnews.com

Hysterias & Posteriors

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

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Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Just Forget it!

Another attempt resulted in ...

What do you think about Matt Gatz as an attorney general?