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11.06.2025 06:06

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Nuts and Butts
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
No go.
Loons and Moons
share office space ...
Police chief Grant Hardin caught after escaping Arkansas prison - BBC
No way
Catatonics & High Colonics
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
ESA’s new asteroid hunter opens its eye to the sky - European Space Agency
They put up a sign reading
Still no good
Thumbs down again.
Blink and your AI security playbook is out of date - Axios
Everyone loved it.
Minds and Behinds
Then came..
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
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Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
So they tried
Unacceptable again!
What was your worst experience while living with roommates?
So, the docs changed it to read
Still no good.
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Ray Dalio: ‘We should be afraid of the bond market’ - CNN
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Freaks and Cheeks
Do women really cheat more than men?
Next, they tried...
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
No, not a chance
Hysterias & Posteriors
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
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Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Just Forget it!
Another attempt resulted in ...