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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

12.06.2025 07:19

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

share office space ...

Why is it common for guys to sleep with 10-20 women then marry a good girl?

Unacceptable again!

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Still no good

What are some good Caribbean islands to travel to with friends or family? Why?

They put up a sign reading

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Freaks and Cheeks

Why is it rare for someone to despise both the Democrats and Republicans?

No, not a chance

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Next, they tried...

Is heroin really as good as people say it is?

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

No go.

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

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Analysis & Anal Cysts

Still no good.

So, the docs changed it to read

How do you have intercourse with a girl who can remember you for a long time?

Everyone loved it.

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Loons and Moons

Why are the bands Smashmouth and Nickelback often used as punchlines?

Then came..

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Why is the world male-dominated?

Just Forget it!

Hysterias & Posteriors

Thumbs down again.

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Nuts and Butts

No way

Minds and Behinds

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I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Have you made a female relative or friend squirt?

Another attempt resulted in ...

So they tried

Catatonics & High Colonics

What do you think about Vivian Jenna Wilson's decision to speak out against her father, Elon Musk, in a public interview with NBC News?